A Haiku for you

So I was trying to install drivers for our new server and I get this:

SmartStart Error – a haiku by the SmartStart Development Team
A fatal error
Continue, SmartStart cannot
Agony, reboot.

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2 Responses to A Haiku for you

  1. sarah says:

    programmers have the best sense of humor. 🙂

  2. Ben says:

    More Haiku….

    Your file was so big.
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    ——————————————————————-

    The Website you seek
    Cannot be located, but
    Countless more exist.

    ——————————————————————-

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    ——————————————————————-

    Program aborting:
    Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask far too much.

    ——————————————————————-

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

    ——————————————————————-

    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.

    ——————————————————————-

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand-dollar screen dies
    So beautifully!

    ——————————————————————-

    With searching comes loss
    And the presence of absence:
    “My Novel” not found.

    ——————————————————————-

    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao-until
    You bring fresh toner.

    ——————————————————————-

    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.

    ——————————————————————-

    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.

    ——————————————————————-

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    ——————————————————————-

    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    ——————————————————————-

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    ——————————————————————-

    Having been erased,
    The document you’re seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    ——————————————————————-

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank

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