Have you seen my stapler?

Sarah got me this nice red stapler the other day. We both got one. I thought about putting my name on it after I brought it in to the office, but then I thought, “Who would steal a stapler?” Then I remembered Milton…”But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire.”

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20 Responses to Have you seen my stapler?

  1. sarah says:

    my kids had mixed reactions.the “too cool” kids called me a loser and a dork.the “i’m ok with myself and don’t have to make everyone feel bad to feel good” kids liked it.it’s very smooth.

  2. Josh Creason says:

    Red staplers are dumb.

  3. sarah says:

    whatev. you’re just jealous. (that’s what i tell them too.)

  4. sarah says:

    this is heavy and metal. it’s high quality, i tell ya.

  5. Josh Creason says:

    I like heavy, metal staplers.

  6. Josh Creason says:

    Click my name for some real viking kittens!

  7. sarah says:

    thanks. now I have the viking kittens song in MY head. lovely.

  8. I think red staplers are cool. As long as the government pays for them, of course.

  9. Josh Creason says:

    aaaaaaaaahh-ah!!! aaaaaah-ah!!! [sang to your favorite heavy metal song…i had the viking kittens song in my head]

  10. sarah says:

    the government shouldn’t have to pay for them. we all have the same opportunities to acquire our own red stapler, if we just show some initiative. duh.

  11. Maybe i’ll take the easy way out and just marry someone who has a red stapler.

  12. El Gray says:

    It’s called “Immigrant Song”, folks. Led Zeppelin. Maybe the greatest hard rock band ever?Anyone?That said, I do love the viking kitties.

  13. sarah says:

    that’s a great idea. wait. are you talking about me?

  14. “wait. are you talking about me?”I don’t see YOU starting discussions about your red stapler.

  15. Josh Creason says:

    But Derek is already married Librul wiener, you can’t have him.

  16. sarah says:


  17. Derek Lidbom says:

    i have a red stapler. it was my idea to get the red stapler. i found the red stapler for a low cost at costco. then again, i could never afford such lavish office equipment if i were operating on my own (very low teacher’s) salary.

  18. Come to think of it, i never HAVE seen the 2 of you in the same room together.

  19. Josh Creason says:

    It’s kind of like Superman and Clark Kent…I guess Derek is Clark…he’s got the glasses so he can pull off the secret identity (as if the shorter hair didn’t complete the look).

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