Dear Preston,

Emails that look as similar to spam as this does are the most sure way to confirm I will ignore them.

(That’s the email I sent to my Dell rep after I received this message from him)

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0 Responses to Dear Preston,

  1. Mark says:

    Wife:Have you got anything without spam?Waitress:Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.Wife:I don’t want ANY spam!Man:Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?Wife:THAT’S got spam in it!Man:Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?Vikings:Spam spam spam spam… (Crescendo through next few lines…)Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?Waitress:Urgghh!Wife:What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

  2. Jon says:

    ….because IT guys LOVE circus flyers.I’ve seen better ads on craigslist.

  3. Scott says:

    This reminds me of my web design days in the Marketing Dept at the Auto Auction. My feedback from the Director ususally contained the phrase “bigger and more red”.

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