Emails that look as similar to spam as this does are the most sure way to confirm I will ignore them.
(That’s the email I sent to my Dell rep after I received this message from him)
Wife:Have you got anything without spam?Waitress:Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.Wife:I don’t want ANY spam!Man:Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?Wife:THAT’S got spam in it!Man:Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?Vikings:Spam spam spam spam… (Crescendo through next few lines…)Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?Waitress:Urgghh!Wife:What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
….because IT guys LOVE circus flyers.I’ve seen better ads on craigslist.
This reminds me of my web design days in the Marketing Dept at the Auto Auction. My feedback from the Director ususally contained the phrase “bigger and more red”.
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